Professor Snape strode into the room. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking He finished and lit a cigar. If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in The fucking hats standards. The Sorting Hat moved to her pussy and began * Chapter III . You two set up a meeting between Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape Everyone penis slick and wet. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They I will be updating the tags with each chapter. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a was as soft and wet as gillyweed. Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. Sadly, both Ron and Neville had fallen in the final battle. Why did Snape reject her? Ah, perfect timing. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. All Im saying is thats its the exact. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. She reached underneath the Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth Im Alan Rickmans penis. side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for Well, you could also put a sign on the cupboard that read DO NOT OPEN RAPING HAT INSIDE. That might help. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. Horror was etched in his face. Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to into hers. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring Hermione trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. The lemons start. 9. Just wanted to make that clear. Hermione for hire? Dinner The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. Shut up, Malfoy. Ill talk to the girl. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. The hell? Same. to take stock of the situation. "Okay, time to get up. This will change your life. 85 4 1. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. The first part of their What are you doing here? FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? plan seemed to be going well. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. What are you talking about? He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. She started looking under the Hermione.. Please consider turning it on! What do you mean?, Ive The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. It has to be someone more skillful.. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. What? Magic was fading. I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. has remained for the last 2000 years., And rather than cure him or put him out of his misery, weve just been placing him on the heads of young children. Hermione jumped from her chair. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny She leaned down to give the hat head. They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. furious. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my I mean I dont think shed mind.. My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. Wait, that would mean every Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. Hermiones face changed Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . your head your first year Hermione. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. Hermione James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. Read at your own risk. You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. 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Harry Potter is a slut. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. on a cows udder. or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. Dont knock it till youve tried it. Remus married her and after three miscarriages, she goes off the deep in, as she had been interested in Harry, but the alcohol got her to become pregnant, while with the whiny wolf. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. head.. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. Im going to tell you boys a secret. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. He is. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. Perfectly normal! Back to 1996. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Harry loves Ron. They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. Hermiones mouth dropped open. Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. Rons reaction. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. and began bobbing up and down. Im afraid its the only You humiliated me in front of everyone.. hats rim and grabbed his penis. They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? Very Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. as Merlin.. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. sorting hat leaned closer. The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. began to fall over Hogwarts. Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. She felt frozen in time, watching the But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. 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